driving home last night, we saw a turtle on the side of the road. i looked at WIO and said, “let’s go back and get it!” he said, “NO.” i then said, “let’s GET a turtle!!!!” again, he said, “NO!”
after much pleading and cajoling and begging about wanting a “TURT TURT*” it was fruitless. even when the conversation turned to turtle names. i attempted to appeal to his MALE side and said, “WE CAN NAME HIM NINJA!!!!!”
“heh… NO. ”
he even had the audacity to say, “give ME the $20 you’d spend on a turtle, i’ll go ahead and throw it away for you”
so he has no real reason to give me on why i cant have a turtle. now i move to Plan B.
it’s my Ninja Turtle Petition. i would like ALL of you to email him at firstname.lastname@example.org and let him know why i should have a turtle.
READY, SET, GO!
*baby Zachary called turtles, Turt Turts and it stuck